iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

keeprunninggg:

me - *flirts my ass off in hopes that they’ll flirt back, maybe*

them - “aw. thanks.”

• me:  i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
• me:  wakes up march 27th, 2098.

#the boy who stayed at school over christmas break because his best friend didn’t have a home

itisnotofimport:

why is no one talking about the fact graham just kidnaps random dogs
like the one he picks up in the pilot has a leash there’s probably some little girl putting up fliers around town looking for him and graham’s just like “ha ha ha welcome to my stolen dog palace”

internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying